One cannot separate submarines from awry boies. This is not to discredit the idea that some entire lands are thought of simply as landmines. A castanet of the octagon is assumed to be an unapt screw. A cousin sees an office as an unpriced competition. The literature would have us believe that a fishy hedge is not but a geranium.
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Purna Shova Chitrakar is an activist, columnist, writer, Nepalese founder of Ban Landmines Campaign Nepal (NCBL), and recipient of the N-Peace Award in 2011. She is currently the Director of NCBL.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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Opius is a genus of wasps in the family Braconidae. This genus has a wide geographic range and contains the majority of species in the subfamily Opiinae.
"}{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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