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Mario Chiarini is an Italian baseball player who competed in the 2004 Summer Olympics. He's the current captain of the Italian team.
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\"Red\" is the fifty-second single by Japanese rock duo B'z. It was released on 10 June 2015. It is their first non-album single since 2012's \"Go for It, Baby \" and their first single without a b-side since 1996's \"Real Thing Shakes\". The song was written to be Hiroshima Toyo Carp's pitcher Hiroki Kuroda's entrance song, and its title is a reference to the club's colors.
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