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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}

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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}

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