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VfB Oldenburg is a German association football club based in Oldenburg, Lower Saxony. In the 2022–23 season, they played in the 3. Liga, the third level of football in Germany.
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Fiona's tube-nosed bat is a species of vesper bats (Vespertilionidae). It is found in Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos.
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The Manila Teachers Savings and Loan Association is a Filipino political party and associated financial lending organization that holds party-list representation in the House of Representatives of the Philippines.
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